Make-out Bandits

As I sat in traffic yesterday afternoon, I couldn't help but notice the annoying couple making out in the car in front of me.

I seriously said to myself "Get a room!"

We all remember this phrase and some of us might still use it.

I don't say it out loud anymore, mainly because I do not have any friends that I have to say this to.

(Thank goodness)

Should this be on my 20 things I am thankful for on Thanksgiving Day this year?

Maybe, so.

Anyhow, we all have seen these wacky people.

I apologize if you yourself are one of these "make-out bandits" but I personally can't stand them.

In high school, I was always annoyed with the couple sucking face in the hallway or the guy with his hand half-way up his girlfriend's shirt at the lunch table.

Really?

Why do you think this is appropriate.

In my teens, my first thought always was "Do your parents know you act like this? or do you make-out on the couch next to your parents in the living room?"

How do people end up like this.

I was a little shy and would absolutely never kiss a boy at school.

No way No way!

But also, know what is right and what is wrong.

Granted, nothing makes me happier to see a best friend's husband give her a sweet kiss on the cheek or see one of my guy friends holding his girlfriend's hand.

These are all acceptable to me.

It's fine to show your affection, but leave the rest for the bedroom.

To the couple in front of me in traffic, you might want to wait til' you get home so you don't fog-up your windows!

Sounds like a safety pre-caution to me,
KHAK

A toast to cheers to.

An epic meal occurred at our household last week.

It was so epic that I failed to take any photos.

We had one guest, named MAP.

And I think she appreciated how epic it actually was.

I know, I have said epic three times already.

Do you want to know why it was epic?

The husband "got" his first deer on our land in Va and we were able to enjoy it for dinner.

I know I know what you are thinking.

BUT, if you just think of it as surviving versus killing Bambi: you will be ok.

The meat is so lean and ridiculously good for you.

The meal consisted of:

-Roasted Sweet Potatoes seasoned with Smoked Paprika

-Roasted Broccoli drizzled with EVOO and Sea Salt

and the drumroll please!

-Backstraps wrapped in Bacon!

Yum Yum.

I have had this meal before, but the excitement of it being on our property was pretty cool.

It was so special that we made a special toast.

Here it is.

Prepare to laugh your A** off!

I have been saying it all week!

It's hilarious!!!

Here it goes.....

"Clap yo' hands!

Stomp yo' feet

Praise da Lord

We got meat!"

Best toast ever!

Another reason why I never have a dull day with A in my life!